quotes

"Fear less, hope more;

Whine less, breathe more;

Talk less, say more;

Hate less, love more;

And all good things are yours."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."

The greatest achievements were at first and for a time dreams. The oak sleeps in the acorn

A dream becomes a goal when action is taken toward its achievement

"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

"You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."

"Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."

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1:God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

2:Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:

1.SMARTNESS

2.NATURE

3.STYLE

4.ATTITUTE

Kick them

how dare theyCan Fool Ubefore APRIL 1st....;->

3: Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->

4:u know about my smile?

it occurs on ur lips,reflects in ur eyes&ends with a glow on ur face.

actually it exists only when u r happy

5:Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.

It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

6:If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you

7:No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

10:When money talks, the criminal walks.

11:A man"s dreams are an index to his greatness."

12:Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet.

13:A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP.

14:The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving

15:Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While

16:Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

17:God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

18: This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

small jokes

*Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at them.

#Q: Why do women have small feet?

A: To get closer to the sink.

*Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why rothers running?

#Teacher: "I killed a person"

convert this sentenceinto future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

*Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

#Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesand lighten your burden.Boy:

It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries ortroubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

*Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

#Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire

*What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

#As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

*Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the otherensures UContinue to do so.

#Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When aPerson asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! HigherStudies

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Sharon Stone Sharon Stone sues plastic surgeon for slander

sheron isn't happy about tabloid rumors insinuating she has had a facelift--so much so that she's suing a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon for defamation and libel for falsely claiming he gave her one. Reuters reports the lawsuit, filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court, states:

" sheronhas never undergone a facelift in order to improve her physical appearance.stone prides herself not only on her acting ability and other talents, but also on her natural physical appearance." US Weekly published a story in an August issue with the headlined "Did Sharon Stone Have Surgery?" while In Touch printed a similar story insinuating thstar had had some work done. The In Touch article quoted plastic surgeon Renato Calabri, who actually refused to comment on e basic instinct .stone in the feature. Calabria's lawyer says stone can relax, adding his client never represented to anyone that he performed plastic surgery on stone "All he has ever done is discuss vertical face surgery, a technique he innovated and articles have speculated that stone had the procedure," Arthur Barens told Reuters Tuesday. The 46-year-old actress is seeking unspecified damages.

rumers about marykate n ashley

rumers of twin trouble continue to circulate around Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. The most recent round of sibling strife relates to their riches and, according to a report in the National Enquirer, the sisters can’t agree about anything

“(Mary-Kate and Ashley) wrestle for control, and even though they love each other, money causes them to argue,” a family insider revealed. The source states the control issues allegedly stem from Mary-Kate feeling as though Ashley manipulated her into bad business decisions.

For instance, there was the decision to cut their parents out of their big-budget business, Dualstar Entertainment, shortly after MK’s 2004 stint in Utah’s Cirque Lodge. “Mary-Kate had some real issues with the family after they put her in rehab. But now she feels like that may have colored her decision to cut them out of Dualstar. Mary-Kate now regrets her decision — on the other hand, Ashley thinks it was the right move. That’s what Mary-Kate and Ashley mainly fight about.”